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December 2007, Vol. 9, No. 12       DD  Wednesday, March 17, 2010


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Hodgkin: Mr & Mrs E. J. P.

Merriam-Webster, which apparently embraces the idea of being mocked, announced this past Tuesday (December 11) that its Word of the Year is w00t — that's w, zero, zero, t. It's an alphabetic–numeric word that online gamers use to express their pleasure or approval, their happiness or triumph at, say, having defeated an online enemy. Some people exclaim yay; others w00t.

Yes, numbers have come to words, owing largely to video games and text messaging, and the dupes at Merriam-Webster who celebrate and promote this idiocy.

Online gamers sometimes substitute letters for numbers to form l33t — that's l, 3, 3, t — or leet, speak. Leet, short for "elite" — consider the irony — apparently has no more than a handful of words at its disposal, which must be all these "leetle" people need to express their few elementary thoughts.

Merriam-Webster President John Morse, clearly a good boy who does as he is told, said, "It shows a really interesting thing that's going on in language. It's a term that's arrived only because we're now communicating electronically with each other. ... This is simply a different and more efficient way of representing the alphabetical character."

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