dayName = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday")
monName = new Array ("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December")
now = new Date

Jan = new Array
Jan[1] = "./"
Jan[2] = "./"
Jan[3] = "No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens./Abraham Lincoln"
Jan[4] = "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one./Malcolm S. Forbes"
Jan[5] = "Education produces good citizens by rewarding obedience and thwarting creativity./Isaak Munger"
Jan[6] = "Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other./Ann Landers"
Jan[7] = "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full./Henry Kissinger"
Jan[8] = "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats./Russian proverb"
Jan[9] = "All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it./Samuel Butler"
Jan[10] = "To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else./Bernadette Devlin"
Jan[11] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there./Will Rogers"
Jan[12] = "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy./Shakespeare, Hamlet Act 1:5"
Jan[13] = "It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion./Mentat Prayer"
Jan[14] = "It is easier to get forgiveness than permission./Stewart's Law"
Jan[15] = "To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have./Unknown"
Jan[16] = "There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted./James Branch Cabell"
Jan[17] = "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night./Unknown"
Jan[18] = "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits/Anonymous"
Jan[19] = "It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he is an ass./E. S. Dallas"
Jan[20] = "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with./W. C. Fields"
Jan[21] = "No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience./John Locke"
Jan[22] = "Hell, there are no rules here--we're trying to accomplish something./Thomas A. Edison"
Jan[23] = "He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them./Chinese proverb"
Jan[24] = "I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it./Voltaire"
Jan[25] = "Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it./Mahatma Gandhi"
Jan[26] = "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right./Isaac Asimov"
Jan[27] = "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing./Socrates"
Jan[28] = "And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all./Socrates"
Jan[29] = "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it./Thoreau"
Jan[30] = "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about./Oscar Wilde"
Jan[31] = "The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect./Robert Louis Stevenson"

Feb = new Array
Feb[1] = "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds./Bob Marley"
Feb[2] = "We must become the change we want to see./Mahatma Gandhi"
Feb[3] = "Let's just say I was testing the bounds of society. I was just curious./Jim Morrison"
Feb[4] = "Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion./Ovid"
Feb[5] = "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step./Lao-Tsu"
Feb[6] = "There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy./Paul Rudnick"
Feb[7] = "But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know./Alan Watts"
Feb[8] = "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler./Albert Einstein"
Feb[9] = "I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song./Lord Byron"
Feb[10] = "Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking./John Maynard Keynes"
Feb[11] = "What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos./Kerry Thornley"
Feb[12] = "All that we are is the result of what we have thought./Buddha"
Feb[13] = "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it./George Santayana"
Feb[14] = "The wise learn many things from their enemies./Aristophanes"
Feb[15] = "All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them./Holt's Law"
Feb[16] = "Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt./Samuel Johnson"
Feb[17] = "No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding./Plato, Laws"
Feb[18] = "It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen./Oliver Wendell Holmes"
Feb[19] = "A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child./Knights of Pythagoras"
Feb[20] = "Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness./Chinese Proverb"
Feb[21] = "The beginning is the most important part of the work./Plato"
Feb[22] = "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes./Henry David Thoreau"
Feb[23] = "A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular./Adlai Stevenson"
Feb[24] = "Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power./John Steinbeck"
Feb[25] = "It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers./James Thurber"
Feb[26] = "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian./Robert Orben"
Feb[27] = "There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity./General Douglas MacArthur"
Feb[28] = "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless./Mother Theresa"
Feb[29] = "So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains./Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Feb[30] = ""
Feb[31] = ""

Mar = new Array
Mar[1] = "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject./Winston S. Churchill"
Mar[2] = "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes./Winston Churchill"
Mar[3] = "Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing./William Shakespeare"
Mar[4] = "So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now./William of Baskerville"
Mar[5] = "When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you./African proverb"
Mar[6] = "Life is too important to be taken seriously./Oscar Wilde"
Mar[7] = "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once./David Hume"
Mar[8] = "Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted./Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
Mar[9] = "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit./W. Somerset Maugham"
Mar[10] = "Well, all I know is what I read in the papers./Will Rogers"
Mar[11] = "The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes./Marcel Proust"
Mar[12] = "A friend should bear his friend's infirmities./Shakespeare"
Mar[13] = "A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature./Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Mar[14] = "Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better./Albert Camus"
Mar[15] = "Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes./Lewis Grizzard"
Mar[16] = "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be./Socrates"
Mar[17] = "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues./Abraham Lincoln"
Mar[18] = "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without./Confucius"
Mar[19] = "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter./e. e. cummings"
Mar[20] = "Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it./Samuel Butler"
Mar[21] = "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal./Albert Camus"
Mar[22] = "What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself./Roland Barthes"
Mar[23] = "Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought./John F. Kennedy"
Mar[24] = "It is the part of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not to skin it./Latin proverb"
Mar[25] = "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time./Abraham Lincoln"
Mar[26] = "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings./Shakespeare"
Mar[27] = "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it./P. J. O'Rourke"
Mar[28] = "Nature and Books belong to the eyes that see them./Emerson"
Mar[29] = "The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons./Aristotle"
Mar[30] = "To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so./Unknown"
Mar[31] = "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter./Winston Churchill"

Apr = new Array
Apr[1] = "From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step./Napoleon"
Apr[2] = "What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure./Samuel Johnson"
Apr[3] = "There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it./Cicero"
Apr[4] = "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe./Old Russian saying"
Apr[5] = "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence./Henrik Tikkanen"
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Apr[6] = "A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom./Chinese proverb"
Apr[7] = "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused./Unknown"
Apr[8] = "The public interest is best served by the free exchange of ideas./Judge John Kane"
Apr[9] = "It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them./Alfred Adler"
Apr[10] = "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever./Chinese proverb"
Apr[11] = "The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing./Cole's axiom"
Apr[12] = "It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours./Harry S Truman"
Apr[13] = "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously./Hubert H. Humphrey"
Apr[14] = "Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences./Midori Koto"
Apr[15] = "When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship./Harry S. Truman"
Apr[16] = "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work./Thomas Edison"
Apr[17] = "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic./Joseph Stalin"
Apr[18] = "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons./Bertrand Russell"
Apr[19] = "We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death./Albert Einstein"
Apr[20] = "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence - and then success is sure./Mark Twain"
Apr[21] = "It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations./Charles Dickens"
Apr[22] = "When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred./Thomas Jefferson"
Apr[23] = "If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue./Sears, Roebuck & Co."
Apr[24] = "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule./Nietzsche"
Apr[25] = "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards./Soren Kierkegaard"
Apr[26] = "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it./Aristotle"
Apr[27] = "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried./Mae West"
Apr[28] = "All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin./Lord Byron"
Apr[29] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple./Oscar Wilde"
Apr[30] = "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him./Galileo Galilei"
Apr[31] = ""






May = new Array
May[1] = "Parents are not coming forward; they are all lawyering up./Eileen Byrne, Chicago Radio Talk Show Host"
May[2] = "I can't make a distinction because they're both equally as bad, and equally as evil, and equally as destructive./President George Bush"
May[3] = "It is what it is; art's art, you know./Justin Timberlake"
May[4] = "I am grateful to President Chirac for hosting this historic event, and for once the word historic is indeed meritous./UK Prime Minister Tony Blair"
May[5] = "Instead of spreading the wealth, we are growing the disparity./US Representative Carolyn Maloney"
May[6] = "So what are the best ways of staying healthy? Eat small proportions./Dr Mallika Marshall, HealthWatch with Dr Mallika Marshall, WBZ-TV"
May[7] = "I am equally as excited about sending a cashmere sweater to someone who I know doesn't expect it as I am about making a hefty donation to my favorite charity, A Better Chance./Oprah Winfrey, O, The Oprah Magazine"
May[8] = "A quick, easy customer experience garnered Yahoo the success it enjoys today -- and the new prominence of Yahoo Shopping complexifies the experience and could threaten Yahoo's core experience./Creative Good"
May[9] = "Last summer, my wife Chardel began hunting for a piano; both she and our daughter wanted to learn to play./Charley Blaine, Editor, Family Money"
May[10] = "We have let the liberal paradigm define the debate, and the result is the false stereotyping of Conservatives as disinterested in the suffering of this nation's at-risk kids./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"
May[11] = "Neither NAAS, or the Publisher, are debt collectors within the meaning of Section 803(6) of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act./National Academy of American Scholars"
May[12] = "Every single moment of your life you are faced with a choice irregardless of your station in life, irregardless of your status, irregardless of your circumstances or your limitations./Diana Rogers, Crystal Clear Reflections"
May[13] = "I seriously do not have a speech prepared whatsoever./Christina Aguilera, pop singer"
May[14] = "In this issue, Geoffrey columnizes on the shocking sums that CEOs of acquired companies are taking away from mergers these days, then lends his analytical touch to our annual Most Admired Companies story./John Huey, managing editor, Fortune"
May[15] = "Then the murderer turned their attention to Heyward Brown./ABC News correspondent on 20-20"
May[16] = "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat./Elizabeth Hurley in Allure"
May[17] = "The purpose of language is to communicate, rather than prescribe to rules and standards ... Moreso, though, rules were either created or sternly upheld by those insecure, upper-class intellectuals who insisted upon them to prove their education over of that of the lower elements./Scott Kapel, Solecisms of Mechanics and Grammar"
May[18] = "These attacks are only the tip of the iceberg; they are the part of the iceberg that is visible above the water -- in clear view -- but as everyone knows, the largest part of the iceberg, and possibly the most dangerous, lies beneath the surface of the water and is difficult to detect./US Senator Bob Bennett"
May[19] = "They're still a very good person who made a tremendous mistake and a misjudgment./Reverend Jerome Gillespie in The Boston Globe"
May[20] = "Hey, I'm hardly against men pitching in around the house and helping with kids, or listening to their wives concerns (in fact as a mother of three with another little one on the way, I'm all for it.)/Betsy Hart, Jewish World Review"
May[21] = "In the meantime, me and my friends and my conservative colleagues will continue to use legal organizations to advocate that point of view./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"
May[22] = "But while I confided in Sally a lot about the distress between my mother and myself, she never did the same with me./Susie Bright"
May[23] = "Last December, him and President Clinton came up with another solution./Marty Delfin, reporter for the San Juan Star on National Public Radio"
May[24] = "This site has a great deal of information about the basics of English grammer./Mid-Continent Public Library"
May[25] = "Editors simply don't have the time to go through the slush pile like they used to./Barbara Kuroff, editorial director of Writer's Market, as quoted in Writer's Digest"
May[26] = "That's them, not the Australians./Peter Jennings, ABC News"
May[27] = "When did opportunism become a bad word./Darva Conger on the television program 48 Hours"
May[28] = "It is clear there is someone among us who we cannot trust -- that one coward, that one sniveling, spineless, gutless coward, that one person who doesn't have the courage to say that they went to the press./James H Fagan, Massachusetts state representative"
May[29] = "After graduating high school in 1985, Kravits received an acting scholarship to the University of Maryland and spent the next six years doing theater in Washington, DC, before moving to New York City, where he acted in commercials and small theater productions./Jason Lynch and Allison Singh Gee, People"
May[30] = "And the enormity of the honor that you have bestowed upon him is still sinking in./Lynne Cheney, wife of US vice president Dick Cheney"
May[31] = "To be fair, the future that the robot symbolizes hasn't arrived because it has been superceded by an alternate future: the age of soft machines/Red Herring magazine"


Jun = new Array
Jun[1] = "I called my mom, I go, 'Did you read this?' She goes, 'Un-hunh.' And I go, 'You didn't say anything?' And she goes, 'No, I'm sure he deserves it,' with a nice bit of sarcasm. I go, 'Well, I didn't, don't worry.'/David Spade, actor, as quoted in The Chicago Tribune"
Jun[2] = "For now, she wants to enjoy the enormity of the moment./Newsweek"
Jun[3] = "Under some circumstances, that might be a good idea, but being as they have not yet been willing to recognize Kostunica as the lawful winner of the election, I'm not sure that it's right for us to invite the president of Russia to mediate the dispute there because we might not like the result./Al Gore"
Jun[4] = "Anyway, his tragic passing got me thinking a lot about death and how permanent the condition is. You can never go back. It's an awesome concept if you really think about it./Lisa Klugman, Editor in Chief, Fit"
Jun[5] = "Dominique's double life began unraveling last year, when the 50-year-old doctor was killed in a hit-and-run accident./Verena Dobnik, Associated Press"
Jun[6] = "After graduating high school in 1985, Kravits received an acting scholarship to the University of Maryland and spent the next six years doing theater in Washington, DC, before moving to New York City, where he acted in commercials and small theater productions./Jason Lynch and Allison Singh Gee, People"
Jun[7] = "Parents are not coming forward; they are all lawyering up./Eileen Byrne, Chicago Radio Talk Show Host"
Jun[8] = "I can't make a distinction because they're both equally as bad, and equally as evil, and equally as destructive./President George Bush"
Jun[9] = "Is it getting worser or is it getting better? ... So what do you do to make sure it doesn't rear its ugly head?/Wolf Blitzer, CNN"
Jun[10] = "I am grateful to President Chirac for hosting this historic event, and for once the word historic is indeed meritous./UK Prime Minister Tony Blair"
Jun[11] = "Instead of spreading the wealth, we are growing the disparity./US Representative Carolyn Maloney"
Jun[12] = "So what are the best ways of staying healthy? Eat small proportions./Dr Mallika Marshall, HealthWatch with Dr Mallika Marshall, WBZ-TV"
Jun[13] = "I am equally as excited about sending a cashmere sweater to someone who I know doesn't expect it as I am about making a hefty donation to my favorite charity, A Better Chance./Oprah Winfrey, O, The Oprah Magazine"
Jun[14] = "A quick, easy customer experience garnered Yahoo the success it enjoys today -- and the new prominence of Yahoo Shopping complexifies the experience and could threaten Yahoo's core experience./Creative Good"
Jun[15] = "Last summer, my wife Chardel began hunting for a piano; both she and our daughter wanted to learn to play./Charley Blaine, Editor, Family Money"
Jun[16] = "We have let the liberal paradigm define the debate, and the result is the false stereotyping of Conservatives as disinterested in the suffering of this nation's at-risk kids./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"
Jun[17] = "Neither NAAS, or the Publisher, are debt collectors within the meaning of Section 803(6) of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act./National Academy of American Scholars"
Jun[18] = "Every single moment of your life you are faced with a choice irregardless of your station in life, irregardless of your status, irregardless of your circumstances or your limitations./Diana Rogers, Crystal Clear Reflections"
Jun[19] = "I seriously do not have a speech prepared whatsoever./Christina Aguilera, pop singer"
Jun[20] = "In this issue, Geoffrey columnizes on the shocking sums that CEOs of acquired companies are taking away from mergers these days, then lends his analytical touch to our annual Most Admired Companies story./John Huey, managing editor, Fortune"
Jun[21] = "Then the murderer turned their attention to Heyward Brown./ABC News correspondent on 20-20"
Jun[22] = "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat./Elizabeth Hurley in Allure"
Jun[23] = "The purpose of language is to communicate, rather than prescribe to rules and standards ... Moreso, though, rules were either created or sternly upheld by those insecure, upper-class intellectuals who insisted upon them to prove their education over of that of the lower elements./Scott Kapel, Solecisms of Mechanics and Grammar"
Jun[24] = "These attacks are only the tip of the iceberg; they are the part of the iceberg that is visible above the water -- in clear view -- but as everyone knows, the largest part of the iceberg, and possibly the most dangerous, lies beneath the surface of the water and is difficult to detect./US Senator Bob Bennett"
Jun[25] = "They're still a very good person who made a tremendous mistake and a misjudgment./Reverend Jerome Gillespie in The Boston Globe"
Jun[26] = "Hey, I'm hardly against men pitching in around the house and helping with kids, or listening to their wives concerns (in fact as a mother of three with another little one on the way, I'm all for it.)/Betsy Hart, Jewish World Review"
Jun[27] = "In the meantime, me and my friends and my conservative colleagues will continue to use legal organizations to advocate that point of view./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"
Jun[28] = "But while I confided in Sally a lot about the distress between my mother and myself, she never did the same with me./Susie Bright"
Jun[29] = "Last December, him and President Clinton came up with another solution./Marty Delfin, reporter for the San Juan Star on National Public Radio"
Jun[30] = "This site has a great deal of information about the basics of English grammer./Mid-Continent Public Library"
Jun[31] = ""


Jul = new Array
Jul[1] = "Editors simply don't have the time to go through the slush pile like they used to./Barbara Kuroff, editorial director of Writer's Market, as quoted in Writer's Digest"
Jul[2] = "That's them, not the Australians./Peter Jennings, ABC News"
Jul[3] = "When did opportunism become a bad word./Darva Conger on the television program 48 Hours"
Jul[4] = "It is clear there is someone among us who we cannot trust -- that one coward, that one sniveling, spineless, gutless coward, that one person who doesn't have the courage to say that they went to the press./James H Fagan, Massachusetts state representative"
Jul[5] = "After graduating high school in 1985, Kravits received an acting scholarship to the University of Maryland and spent the next six years doing theater in Washington, DC, before moving to New York City, where he acted in commercials and small theater productions./Jason Lynch and Allison Singh Gee, People"
Jul[6] = "And the enormity of the honor that you have bestowed upon him is still sinking in./Lynne Cheney, wife of US vice presidential nominee Dick Cheney"
Jul[7] = "To be fair, the future that the robot symbolizes hasn't arrived because it has been superceded by an alternate future: the age of soft machines./Red Herring magazine"
Jul[8] = "She is the sister who's now doing the least well of the two./Elizabeth Cohen, CNN"
Jul[9] = "It is what it is; art's art, you know./Justin Timberlake"
Jul[10] = "Super Bowl Sunday has become the penultimate day for Americans to gather together and throw a big ol' neighborhood party./Inigo Figuracion, Aboutcom"
Jul[11] = "Parents are not coming forward; they are all lawyering up./Eileen Byrne, Chicago Radio Talk Show Host"
Jul[12] = "I can't make a distinction because they're both equally as bad, and equally as evil, and equally as destructive./President George Bush"
Jul[13] = "It is what it is; art's art, you know./Justin Timberlake"
Jul[14] = "I am grateful to President Chirac for hosting this historic event, and for once the word historic is indeed meritous./UK Prime Minister Tony Blair"
Jul[15] = "Instead of spreading the wealth, we are growing the disparity./US Representative Carolyn Maloney"
Jul[16] = "So what are the best ways of staying healthy? Eat small proportions./Dr Mallika Marshall, HealthWatch with Dr Mallika Marshall, WBZ-TV"
Jul[17] = "I am equally as excited about sending a cashmere sweater to someone who I know doesn't expect it as I am about making a hefty donation to my favorite charity, A Better Chance./Oprah Winfrey, O, The Oprah Magazine"
Jul[18] = "A quick, easy customer experience garnered Yahoo the success it enjoys today -- and the new prominence of Yahoo Shopping complexifies the experience and could threaten Yahoo's core experience./Creative Good"
Jul[19] = "Last summer, my wife Chardel began hunting for a piano; both she and our daughter wanted to learn to play./Charley Blaine, Editor, Family Money"
Jul[20] = "We have let the liberal paradigm define the debate, and the result is the false stereotyping of Conservatives as disinterested in the suffering of this nation's at-risk kids./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"
Jul[21] = "Neither NAAS, or the Publisher, are debt collectors within the meaning of Section 803(6) of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act./National Academy of American Scholars"
Jul[22] = "Every single moment of your life you are faced with a choice irregardless of your station in life, irregardless of your status, irregardless of your circumstances or your limitations./Diana Rogers, Crystal Clear Reflections"
Jul[23] = "I seriously do not have a speech prepared whatsoever./Christina Aguilera, pop singer"
Jul[24] = "In this issue, Geoffrey columnizes on the shocking sums that CEOs of acquired companies are taking away from mergers these days, then lends his analytical touch to our annual Most Admired Companies story./John Huey, managing editor, Fortune"
Jul[25] = "Then the murderer turned their attention to Heyward Brown./ABC News correspondent on 20-20"
Jul[26] = "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat./Elizabeth Hurley in Allure"
Jul[27] = "The purpose of language is to communicate, rather than prescribe to rules and standards ... Moreso, though, rules were either created or sternly upheld by those insecure, upper-class intellectuals who insisted upon them to prove their education over of that of the lower elements./Scott Kapel, Solecisms of Mechanics and Grammar"
Jul[28] = "These attacks are only the tip of the iceberg; they are the part of the iceberg that is visible above the water -- in clear view -- but as everyone knows, the largest part of the iceberg, and possibly the most dangerous, lies beneath the surface of the water and is difficult to detect./US Senator Bob Bennett"
Jul[29] = "They're still a very good person who made a tremendous mistake and a misjudgment./Reverend Jerome Gillespie in The Boston Globe"
Jul[30] = "Hey, I'm hardly against men pitching in around the house and helping with kids, or listening to their wives concerns (in fact as a mother of three with another little one on the way, I'm all for it.)/Betsy Hart, Jewish World Review"
Jul[31] = "In the meantime, me and my friends and my conservative colleagues will continue to use legal organizations to advocate that point of view./Tom DeLay, Majority Whip US House of Representatives"



Aug = new Array
Aug[1] = "But while I confided in Sally a lot about the distress between my mother and myself, she never did the same with me./Susie Bright"
Aug[2] = "Last December, him and President Clinton came up with another solution./Marty Delfin, reporter for the San Juan Star on National Public Radio"
Aug[3] = "This site has a great deal of information about the basics of English grammer./Mid-Continent Public Library"
Aug[4] = "Editors simply don't have the time to go through the slush pile like they used to./Barbara Kuroff, editorial director of Writer's Market, as quoted in Writer's Digest"
Aug[5] = "That's them, not the Australians./Peter Jennings, ABC News"
Aug[6] = "When did opportunism become a bad word./Darva Conger on the television program 48 Hours"
Aug[7] = "It is clear there is someone among us who we cannot trust -- that one coward, that one sniveling, spineless, gutless coward, that one person who doesn't have the courage to say that they went to the press./James H Fagan, Massachusetts state representative"
Aug[8] = "After graduating high school in 1985, Kravits received an acting scholarship to the University of Maryland and spent the next six years doing theater in Washington, DC, before moving to New York City, where he acted in commercials and small theater productions./Jason Lynch and Allison Singh Gee, People"
Aug[9] = "And the enormity of the honor that you have bestowed upon him is still sinking in./Lynne Cheney, wife of US vice president Dick Cheney"
Aug[10] = "To be fair, the future that the robot symbolizes hasn't arrived because it has been superceded by an alternate future: the age of soft machines/Red Herring magazine"







Aug[11] = "Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire./Jean de La Fontaine"
Aug[12] = "Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know./Michel de Montaigne"
Aug[13] = "Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor./Elizabeth I"
Aug[14] = "It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away./Michael Arlen"
Aug[15] = "Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others./Cicero"
Aug[16] = "Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world./The Law of Thumb"
Aug[17] = "Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them./Nathaniel Hawthorne"
Aug[18] = "A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head./Unknown"
Aug[19] = "Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings./Alice Miller"
Aug[20] = "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries./A. A. Milne"
Aug[21] = "On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow./Friedrich Nietzsche"
Aug[22] = "Think not forever of yourselves, O Chiefs, nor of your own generation. Think of continuing generations of our families, think of our grandchildren and of those yet unborn, whose faces are coming from beneath the ground./Peacemaker (founder of the Iroquois Confederacy, ca. 1000 AD)"
Aug[23] = "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong./John G. Riefenbaker"
Aug[24] = "We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job./William Feather"
Aug[25] = "The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can. The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves./Albert Einstein"
Aug[26] = "The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there./L. P. Hartley"
Aug[27] = "The great danger... in believing yourself especially chosen is that it becomes easy to view those who are not your people as God's especially unchosen./Bishop John Shelby Spong"
Aug[28] = "Fortunately [psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist./Karen Horney"
Aug[29] = "Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity./Albert Camus"
Aug[30] = "There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in./Graham Greene"
Aug[31] = "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't./Erica Jong"

Sep = new Array
Sep[1] = "Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you what you are./Miguel de Cervantes"
Sep[2] = "To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings./Rosabeth Moss Kanter"
Sep[3] = "One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints./Proverb"
Sep[4] = "Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope./Josh Billings"
Sep[5] = "Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge./Paul Gauguin"
Sep[6] = "If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job./Malcolm Forbes"
Sep[7] = "The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders./Foster's Law"
Sep[8] = "The only one who can tell you 'you can't' is you. And you don't have to listen./Nike advertisement"
Sep[9] = "Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out./Art Linkletter"
Sep[10] = "Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child's reason without destroying your own./John Mason Brown"
Sep[11] = "We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse./Ani Difranco"
Sep[12] = "The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom./Justice William O. Douglas"
Sep[13] = "I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve./Albert Schweitzer"
Sep[14] = "The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time you spend on earth./Mohammed Ali"
Sep[15] = "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country./Forster"
Sep[16] = "We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects./Herman Melville"
Sep[17] = "Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself./Mary H. Waldrip"
Sep[18] = "I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts./Bethania McKenstry"
Sep[19] = "Use the talents you possess -- for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best./Unknown"
Sep[20] = "Wit is the only wall between us and the dark./Mark van Doren"
Sep[21] = "And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair./Kahlil Gibran"
Sep[22] = "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end./Scott Adams"
Sep[23] = "Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order./Barry Goldwater"
Sep[24] = "Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold./Leo Tolstoy"
Sep[25] = "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish./Mark Twain"
Sep[26] = "O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out./W. B. Yeats"
Sep[27] = "Practical politics consists in ignoring facts./Henry Adams"
Sep[28] = "There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning./Christopher Morley"
Sep[29] = "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experience./Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Sep[30] = "We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings./Abraham Maslow"
Sep[31] = ""

Oct = new Array
Oct[1] = "The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards./Arthur Koestler"
Oct[2] = "The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything./Theodore Roosevelt"
Oct[3] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge./Albert Einstein"
Oct[4] = "Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire./W. B. Yeats"
Oct[5] = "Threats don't work with the person who's got nothing to lose./Maduro Ash"
Oct[6] = "Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible./Eugene Ionesco"
Oct[7] = "To know when to be generous and when to be firm -- this is wisdom./Elbert Hubbard"
Oct[8] = "There are no facts, only interpretations./Friedrich Nietzsche"
Oct[9] = "All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism./North DeKalb Kiwanis Club Beacon"
Oct[10] = "Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life./Goethe"
Oct[11] = "Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful./George Bernard Shaw"
Oct[12] = "Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world./Hans Margolius"
Oct[13] = "Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit./Aristotle"
Oct[14] = "If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it./Immanuel Hermass von Fichte"
Oct[15] = "Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better./Ed Howe"
Oct[16] = "To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level./Bertrand Russell"
Oct[17] = "Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world./Eleanor Roosevelt"
Oct[18] = "Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society -- things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed./E. B. White"
Oct[19] = "Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today./John Dryden"
Oct[20] = "Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt./Bergen Evans"
Oct[21] = "Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business./Tom Robbins"
Oct[22] = "Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers./Rainer Maria Rilke"
Oct[23] = "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?/Jeremy Bentham (philosopher and animal rights activist)"
Oct[24] = "We are the living links in a life force that moves and plays around and through us, binding the deepest soils with the farthest stars./Alan Chadwick"
Oct[25] = "When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of Creation is completed inside us, the doors of our souls fly open, and love steps forth to heal everything in sight./Michael Bridge"
Oct[26] = "Conform and be dull./James Frank Dobie"
Oct[27] = "A good conscience is a continual feast./Robert Burton"
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Oct[28] = "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper./Eden Phillpotts"
Oct[29] = "Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed./Mark Twain"
Oct[30] = "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools./Martin Luther King, Jr."
Oct[31] = "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind./Rudyard Kipling"

Nov = new Array
Nov[1] = "A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man./Gustave Flaubert"
Nov[2] = "Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together./Eugene Ionesco"
Nov[3] = "The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works./William Strong"
Nov[4] = "Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote./George Jean Nathan"
Nov[5] = "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves./Thomas Jefferson"
Nov[6] = "I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen./Ernest Hemingway"
Nov[7] = "Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is./Albert Camus"
Nov[8] = "There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew./Marshall McLuhan"
Nov[9] = "Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress./Ghandi"
Nov[10] = "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing./Oscar Wilde"
Nov[11] = "Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven./Yiddish proverb"
Nov[12] = "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go./William Feather"
Nov[13] = "When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one./Edward Bulwer-Lytton"
Nov[14] = "If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable./Seneca (the Younger)"
Nov[15] = "It's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory./French management saying"
Nov[16] = "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere./Martin Luther King, Jr."
Nov[17] = "Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much./Walter Lippmann"
Nov[18] = "I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts./John Locke"
Nov[19] = "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights./Napoleon"
Nov[20] = "A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world./George Santayana"
Nov[21] = "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit./Harry S. Truman"
Nov[22] = "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!/Emiliano Zapata"
Nov[23] = "Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language./Ludwig Wittgenstein"
Nov[24] = "How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it./Marcus Aurelius"
Nov[25] = "The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be./Paul Valery"
Nov[26] = "There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action./Goethe"
Nov[27] = "A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye./Samuel Grafton"
Nov[28] = "To change and to change for the better are two different things./German proverb"
Nov[29] = "Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment./La Rochefoucauld"
Nov[30] = "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us./Thoreau"
Nov[31] = ""
Dec = new Array
Dec[1] = "I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be./Abraham Lincoln"
Dec[2] = "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me./Winston Churchill"
Dec[3] = "It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself./Thomas Jefferson"
Dec[4] = "The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness./Max Eastman"
Dec[5] = "Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind./Louis Pasteur"
Dec[6] = "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation./Howard Scott (economist)"
Dec[7] = "The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything./E. J. Phelps"
Dec[8] = "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe./H. G. Wells"
Dec[9] = "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking./H. L. Mencken"
Dec[10] = "There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment./Norman Vincent Peale"
Dec[11] = "Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much./Robert Greenleaf"
Dec[12] = "The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas./Dr. Linus Pauling"
Dec[13] = "Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still./Chinese Proverb"
Dec[14] = "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary./Vidal Sassoon"
Dec[15] = "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind./Kurt Vonnegut, Jr."
Dec[16] = "Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism./Edgar W. Howe"
Dec[17] = "When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth./George Bernard Shaw"
Dec[18] = "Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly./Langston Hughes"
Dec[19] = "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way./Christopher Morley"
Dec[20] = "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced./Soren Kierkegaard"
Dec[21] = "A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key./Paul Valery"
Dec[22] = "A great many open minds should be closed for repairs./Toledo Blade"
Dec[23] = "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess./Oscar Wilde"
Dec[24] = "God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December./J. M. Barrie"
Dec[25] = "At Christmas I no more desire a rose<br>Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;<br>But like of each thing that in season grows./William Shakespeare (Love's Labour Lost)"
Dec[26] = "But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions./D. H. Lawrence"
Dec[27] = "He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot./Unknown"
Dec[28] = "The effect of one upright individual is incalculable./Oscar Arias (also for uptight individuals)"
Dec[29] = "To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed./Francios de La Rochefoucauld"
Dec[30] = "A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view./Wilma Askinas"
Dec[31] = "It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe./Unknown"

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