January 2000, Vol. 2, No. 1 •  What Ebooks Can Do That Print Books Can't by Pamela Jones •  Ebooks: The Publisher's Dream by David Palmer •  On Moribund Metaphors by Robert Hartwell Fiske •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English vs. Everyday English •  Scarcely Used Words February 2000, Vol. 2, No. 2 •  The Content of Ebooks by Hugh O'Connor •  The Linguistic Conservationist by Robert P. O'Shea •  Our Democratic Language by Tina Bennett-Kastor •  The Rebirth of Writing by Gloria Pincu •  Two Poems by Mark L. Levinson •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English vs. Everyday English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words March 2000, Vol. 2, No. 3 •  What's a "Meta" For? by Pamela Black •  Two Poems by Laura Cherry •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English vs. Everyday English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Letters to the Editor April 2000, Vol. 2, No. 4 •  The Remains of All Writing, the Spoils of All Speech by Robert Hartwell Fiske •  The Linguistic Conservationist by Robert P. O'Shea •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English vs. Everyday English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Letters to the Editor May 2000, Vol. 2, No. 5 •  The Perfectibility of Words by Robert Hartwell Fiske •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Letters to the Editor June 2000, Vol. 2, No. 6 •  The Tarnishing of English by Stephen Heintz •  The Linguistic Conservationist by Robert P. O'Shea •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor

July 2000, Vol. 2, No. 7 •  Bottle That Punaphor by Joseph Epstein •  Words That Stab Like a Sword by Pamela Jones •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor August 2000, Vol. 2, No. 8 •  Stamp Out Fadspeak! by Richard Lederer •  I'm Eppy, but Call Me Epstein by Joseph Epstein •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor September 2000, Vol. 2, No. 9 •  Why Linguists Are Not to Be Trusted on Language Usage by Mark Halpern •  A Bestiary of Adjectives by Susan Elkin •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor October 2000, Vol. 2, No. 10 •  Politicians Incorrect by Richard Lederer •  Arabic Influences in the English Language by Habeeb Salloum •  No Greater Misfortune: Debating with American Academics by Mark Halpern •  Two Poems by Elana Wolff •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor November 2000, Vol. 2, No. 11 •  You Got Attitude? by Joseph Epstein •  Double Your Pleasure by Michael J. Sheehan •  Words Can Harm Me: They Can Make Me Crazy! by Terrie Ens •  Killin' Me Softly with Your Verbs by Bill Miles •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Letters to the Editor December 2000, Vol. 2, No. 12 •  Titanic Blunders by David Carkeet •  Getting the Words Right by Tracy Lee Simmons •  The Long and the Short of It by Richard Dowis •  Grumbling About Grammar •  The Grumbling About Grammar Awards (GAGAs) •  Elegant English •  On Dimwitticisms •  Clues to Concise Writing •  Scarcely Used Words •  Oddments and Miscellanea •  On the Bookshelf •  Descriptivist vs. Prescriptivist •  Letters to the Editor